Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2012 19:35:11 GMT -6
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,50%][style=font-family: times; font-size: 9px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: left;]21st of June, 2012[/style] | [atrb=width,50%][style=font-family: times; font-size: 9px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: right;]FREE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT![/style] |
[atrb=width,500][cs=2][style=font-family: times new roman; font-size: 45px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 0; border-bottom: double; border-top: double; width: 500px; line-height: 40px;]THE CROSS CURRENTS[/style][style=font-family: times; font-size: 9px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: center; width: 500px; padding-top: 4px; padding-bottom: 10px;]"YOU'LL NEVER KNOW ME, BUT I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN YOU!" MISS TRUST DEBUT![/style][style=font-family: helvetica; font-size: 55px; text-align: justify; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: -2px; line-height: 50px;] LOVELY BLATHER! [/style][style=text-align: justify; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; -webkit-column-count: 2; -webkit-column-fill: balance; -webkit-column-gap: 15px; -moz-column-count: 2; -moz-column-fill: balance; -moz-column-gap: 15px; padding-top: 10px; font-family: times;]Hello, all my beautiful little gossip gobblers! I am Miss Trust, here to keep you entertained in your struggles through this horribly droll school life! You may not realize it, but behind the scenes, there is so much scrumptious dirt on everyone here at Cross--even you! It's quite alright, we all have secrets... but those are no fun, right?MYSTERY MUFFINS?! Our first victim is the not-so-innocent pair, Yuri Faustin and Amethyst Ushiromiya! Have you heard those two are engaged!? Yes, my friends, it seems like just a short time ago that they started dating... come to think of it, they're moving pretty fast, don't you think? It makes a person think there's another reason behind their speedy commitment... and is that a little weight Amethyst has put on?! Is there a bun in the oven perhaps, my dear? Ushiromiya's womb status is the subject of much speculation and my sources have yet to verify whether or not there's going to be any baby announcement reveal (paired with a dishonorable discharge from the school grounds) as of yet, but never fear, I always get to the bottom of things! MAD DOCTOR! We have a new science teacher! Have you seen him? Him name is Kane Rowlett and there have been some curious rumors going around about him from the moment he stepped foot on campus. They’re a little wild for my taste, but for a face that cute, I did a little digging. Exactly where this mystery man came from hasn’t been publicly released yet, but insiders say he’s pretty well known in American for being what we here alike to call a “mad scientist.” Presumably he’s from a royal family, but they kicked him out because he started shooting himself up with various concoctions until he went rage-monster on a few important political figures. Gives you that Bruce Banner vibe, doesn’t it? Well, I hope he doesn’t go all green; it would be such an ugly color for suck a pretty man. Besides his distinct similarities to the Hulk, Kane is apparently overqualified for his position. A source close to the teacher says, “He was in the military once working on a project that was kept secret for years.” As to what that is exactly, we have yet to become aware. PROSPEROUS LIARS! Everyone heard the rumors about Natsumi Momochio and Tsukishima Hikaru when they started dating, right? Probably the most outlandish pair anyone had ever seen… so it was no surprise to any of us when their little love boat met the rocky shores of reality. It seemed like Natsumi was way too high maintenance and our hotshot pretty boy Tsukishima just couldn’t keep his little horny hands to himself. We’ve heard it all before. Not very astounding if I do say so myself… but don’t check out of this article just yet! There is a factor to this unlikely duo that makes their relationship positively yummy! The interesting factor lies with dear little two-timer, Tsuki. You see, it’s not just anyone he chooses to cheat on his lady with. This beautiful boy seems to have a soft spot for… other beautiful boys! Now there is a story! How many times now has this little devil cheated on Natsumi? Never mind—doesn’t matter—more than once is all you need to know. Every time, to our knowledge, has been with another boy. Maybe he should reconsider his sexuality; this one just doesn’t seem to like the ladies as much as he does the fellas. Pity because he’s so pretty, but you win some, you lose some, girls! WHAT A SCANDAL! Last, but certainly not least, we all know that our school is hypothetical a strict establishment for well groomed, obedient students, but I have a bit of enthralling evidence that says otherwise. Within the dorms, where any coed affection is prohibited, it seems as if our lust-driven little undergrads are sexing up the dorms! What naughty little imps! I approve. When the teachers aren’t looking and the other students are distracted, a few of our more… intimate individuals have been seen sneaking off into unoccupied rooms or taking refuge in their own rooms, not to be seen until the morning. I simply had to investigate! And from my own findings, I can assure you, these rumors are fact! [/style] |
by konya☆